Comments on: A Word From God

By: rey

rey — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:32:21 +0000

Dani, it’s gotten to the point that when I show up at these things I know for a fact (maybe because I really do get a Word from the Lord) that they’re going to single me out. It always happens.

By: Dani

Dani — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:26:39 +0000

The moment a pastor starts saying that sometimes the Word of God and the Lord’s past promises aren’t enough is the moment that I doubt the rest of anything that comes out of his mouth. Yikes. I’m sorry I missed you being singled out, though. Sounds like a trip!

By: Rey

Rey — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:39:59 +0000

Yeah, my depravity hasn’t brought me to nudity yet; I still wear a tauntaun costume hwen I dance with my druid friends.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:31:58 +0000

Now Rey… don’t you know that by resisting this anointed message you are, in effect, turning your back on God. Which means that you are in rebellion. And everyone knows that rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft.

Just admit it. You’re a witch – or warlock – if you want to get all PC. So how did it start? Here’s how it typically goes :

- You start dressing up at Halloween and actually visit your neighbors instead of staying at home and handing out Jack Chick tracts.
- You read Harry Potter on the sly. You may think no one sees you, but God does.
- Old episodes of Bewitched start to seem more and more appealing.
- You buy a 70s conversion van with a rainbow and unicorn painted on the side.
- And then you immediately jump to joining a Druidic cult which dances naked under a full moon while sacrificing cats and the occasional guinea pig.

You my friend, are in the fast lane to Hell.