{"id":627,"date":"2007-08-08T11:00:15","date_gmt":"2007-08-08T16:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/biblearchive.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/08\/christian-carnival-the-sorting-hat-edition\/"},"modified":"2007-08-08T20:04:23","modified_gmt":"2007-08-09T01:04:23","slug":"christian-carnival-the-sorting-hat-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biblearchive.com\/blog\/christian-carnival-the-sorting-hat-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Christian Carnival: The Sorting Hat Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biblearchive.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/sorting_hat.jpg?w=580\" alt=\"sorting_hat.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh you may not think me pretty,<br \/>\nBut don&#8217;t judge on what you see,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll eat myself if you can find<br \/>\nA smarter hat than me.<br \/>\nYou can keep your bowlers black,<br \/>\nYour top hats sleek and tall,<br \/>\nFor I&#8217;m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat<br \/>\nAnd I can cap them all.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s nothing hidden in your head<br \/>\nThe Sorting Hat can&#8217;t see,<br \/>\nSo try me on and I will tell you<br \/>\nWhere you ought to be.<\/p>\n<p>You might belong in Gryffindor,<br \/>\nWhere dwell the brave at heart,<br \/>\nTheir daring, nerve, and chivalry<br \/>\nSet Gryffindors apart;<br \/>\nYou might belong in Hufflepuff,<br \/>\nWhere they are just and loyal,<br \/>\nThose patient Hufflepuffs are true<br \/>\nAnd unafraid of toil;<br \/>\nOr yet in wise old Ravenclaw,<br \/>\nif you&#8217;ve a ready mind,<br \/>\nWhere those of wit and learning,<br \/>\nWill always find their kind;<br \/>\nOr perhaps in Slytherin<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll make your real friends,<br \/>\nThose cunning folks use any means<br \/>\nTo achieve their ends.<\/p>\n<p>So put me on! Don&#8217;t be afraid!<br \/>\nAnd don&#8217;t get in a flap!<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re in safe hands (though I have none)<br \/>\nFor I&#8217;m a Thinking Cap!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biblearchive.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/shield_huf.jpg?w=580\" alt=\"shield_huf.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>House Hufflepuff<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rodneyolsen.net\/\">Rodney Olsen<\/a>. participates in a Five Meme but it&#8217;s about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rodneyolsen.net\/2007\/08\/five-of-countless-reasons.html\">reasons he loves Jesus<\/a> although it&#8217;s no where near exhaustive and he&#8217;s sure you can list several more.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ccesonline.com\/devotionals\">Ann (from Christian Counseling &amp; Educational Services)<\/a> notes from the Psalms (and elsewhere) that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ccesonline.com\/devotionals\/christian-life\/gods-ways-bring-freedom\/\">God&#8217;s ways bring freedom<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/stretchmarkmama.blogspot.com\/\">Stretch Mark Mama<\/a> has a personal and touching post where she <a href=\"http:\/\/stretchmarkmama.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/seeing-light.html\">really saw the light<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Allison assigns us some homework: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.findreligion.net\/weekend-homework-9\/\">to Forgive Someone<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Noah, while rereading Abraham Lincoln&#8217;s Second Inaugural Address finds some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everydayliturgy.com\/component\/option,com_jd-wp\/Itemid,54\/p,172\/\">spiritual lesson&#8217;s <\/a> over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everydayliturgy.com\">Everyday Liturgy<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Jody moves from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jodyneufeld.com\/?p=14\">a Believer to A Disciple<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jodyneufeld.com\">Jody Along the Path<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A thousand years or more ago<br \/>\nwhen I was newly sewn,<br \/>\nthere lived four wizards of renown,<br \/>\nwhose names are still well known:<br \/>\nbold Gryffindor, from wild moor,<br \/>\nfair Ravenclaw, from glen,<br \/>\nsweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,<br \/>\nshrewd Slytherin, from fen.<br \/>\nThey shared a wish, a hope, a dream,<br \/>\nthey hatched a daring plan<br \/>\nto educate young sorcerers<br \/>\nthus Hogwarts School began.<br \/>\nNow each of these four founders<br \/>\nformed their own house, for each<br \/>\ndid value different virtues<br \/>\nin the ones they had to teach.<br \/>\nBy Gryffindor, the bravest were<br \/>\nPrized far beyond the rest;<br \/>\nFor Ravenclaw, the cleverest<br \/>\nwould always be the best;<br \/>\nFor Hufflepuff, hard workers were<br \/>\nMost worthy of admission;<br \/>\nAnd power-hungry Slytherin<br \/>\nloved those of great ambition.<br \/>\nWhile still alive they did divide<br \/>\nTheir favorites from the throng,<br \/>\nYet how to pick the worthy ones<br \/>\nWhen they were dead and gone?<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Twas Gryffindor who found the way,<br \/>\nHe whipped me off his head<br \/>\nThe founders put some brains in me<br \/>\nSo I could choose instead!<br \/>\nNow slip me snug about your ears,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve never yet been wrong,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll have a look inside your mind<br \/>\nAnd tell where you belong!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biblearchive.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/shield_01-5b1-5d.jpg?w=580\" alt=\"shield_01-5b1-5d.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>House Gryffindor<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Jeremy (the <a href=\"http:\/\/parablemania.ektopos.com\">Parableman<\/a>) has a response to the argument that the <a href=\"http:\/\/parablemania.ektopos.com\/archives\/2007\/08\/a_prochoice_gop.html\">GOP nominating a pro-choice candidate makes the GOP pro-choice<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/adamsweb.us\/blog\/the-nation-that-shrunk-god\/\">The Nation That Shrunk God<\/a> posted at <a href=\"http:\/\/adamsweb.us\/blog\">Adam&#8217;s Blog<\/a> is a call to action for the American Church which has backslidden from her previous glory.<\/li>\n<li>William (of <a href=\"http:\/\/beyondtherim.meisheid.com\/\">Beyond the Rim<\/a>)takes a look at the relationship between <a href=\"http:\/\/beyondtherim.meisheid.com\/?p=800\">hope and trust and the difference between those in Christ and those who are not<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/messychristian.com\">Messy Christian<\/a> used to be afraid of God&#8217;s CIA Agents: <a href=\"http:\/\/messychristian.com\/?p=95\">Pastors<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Daniel Condurachi presents <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.bycoddot.com\/life\/2007\/08\/07\/ecclesiast-10-very-interesting-and-practical-indeed\/\">Ecclesiast 10 &#8211; very interesting and practical indeed<\/a> posted at <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.byCodDot.com\">Daniel Condurachi&#8217;s Blog<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Doug presents <a href=\"http:\/\/boundedirrationality.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/atheism-as-way-station-to-materialistic.html\">Atheism as a way station to Materialistic Religion<\/a> posted at <a href=\"http:\/\/boundedirrationality.blogspot.com\/\">Bounded Irrationality<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biblearchive.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/shield_rav.jpg?w=580\" alt=\"shield_rav.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>House Ravenclaw<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Henry Neufeld has copious <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deepbiblestudy.net\/?p=229\">notes on Mark 12:13-17<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deepbiblestudy.net\">the Participatory Bible Study Blog<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>John Sanders examines <a href=\"http:\/\/voiceinwilderness.wordpress.com\/2007\/08\/03\/criticisms-and-commendations-on-the-law-of-attraction\/\">the Law of Attraction<\/a> over at <a href=\"http:\/\/voiceinwilderness.wordpress.com\">Voice in the Wilderness<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tupelokenyon.com\">Tupelo<\/a> notices that when people criticize it&#8217;s more about them than you. Therefore he suggests that you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tupelokenyon.com\/2007\/07\/27\/dont-take-it-personally\/\">don&#8217;t take it personally<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Richard looks at Ben Shira&#8217;s second century writings where Shira summarizes the prophets as <a href=\"http:\/\/kratistostheophilos.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/comforting-jacob.html\">Comforting Jacob<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Guest blogger Chris talks about his visit to Kentucky&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/faughnblog.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/creation-museum-by-chris-gentle.html\">Creation Museum<\/a> over at <a href=\"http:\/\/faughnblog.blogspot.com\/\">The Faughn Family of Four<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>In times of old, when I was new,<br \/>\nAnd Hogwarts barely started,<br \/>\nThe founders of our noble school<br \/>\nThought never to be parted.<br \/>\nUnited by a common goal,<br \/>\nThey had the selfsame yearning<br \/>\nTo make the world&#8217;s best magic school<br \/>\nAnd pass along their learning.<br \/>\n&#8220;Together we will build and teach&#8221;<br \/>\nThe four good friends decided.<br \/>\nAnd never did they dream that they<br \/>\nMight some day be divided.<br \/>\nFor were there such friends anywhere<br \/>\nAs Slytherin and Gryffindor?<br \/>\nUnless it was the second pair<br \/>\nUnless it was the second pair<br \/>\nOf Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw,<br \/>\nSo how could it have gone so wrong?<br \/>\nHow could such friendships fail?<br \/>\nWhy, I was there, so I can tell<br \/>\nThe whole sad, sorry tale.<br \/>\nSaid Slytherin, &#8220;We&#8217;ll teach just those<br \/>\nWhose ancestry&#8217;s purest.&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid Ravenclaw, &#8220;We&#8217;ll teach those whose<br \/>\nIntelligence is surest&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid Gryffindor, &#8220;We&#8217;ll teach all those<br \/>\nWith brave deeds to their name.&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid Hufflepuff, &#8220;I&#8217;ll teach the lot<br \/>\nAnd treat them just the same.&#8221;<br \/>\nThese differences caused little strife<br \/>\nWhen first they came to light.<br \/>\nFor each of the four founders had<br \/>\nA house in which they might<br \/>\nTake only those they wanted, so,<br \/>\nFor instance, Slytherin<br \/>\nTook only pure-blood wizards<br \/>\nOf great cunning just like him.<br \/>\nAnd only those of sharpest mind<br \/>\nWere taught by Ravenclaw<br \/>\nWhile the bravest and the boldest<br \/>\nWent to daring Gryffindor.<br \/>\nGood Hufflepuff, she took the rest<br \/>\nand taught them all she knew,<br \/>\nThus, the houses and their founders<br \/>\nMaintained friendships firm and true.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biblearchive.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/shield_sly.jpg?w=580\" alt=\"shield_sly.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>House Slytherin<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.christianpf.com\">ChristianPF (of Money in the Bible)<\/a> asks a question and requests your participation: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.christianpf.com\/americans-waste\/\">Was Jesus a tightwad?<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Fired Up Phil has some thoughts on <a href=\"http:\/\/firedupphil.wordpress.com\/2007\/07\/22\/he-makes-his-ministers-a-flame-of-fire\/\">giving and receiving in He Makes His Ministers a Flame of Fire<\/a>. (Note: The Sorting Hat, seeing only a few posts and mostly links to a business, struggled with including this in the Christian Carnival but in the end decided to allow it. The Sorting Hat apologizes for feeling compelled to include this note).<\/li>\n<li>Mark has a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pseudopolymath.com\/?p=2474\">A Curtain Call<\/a> up at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pseudopolymath.com\">his site Pseudo-Polymath<\/a> where he looks at Augustine&#8217;s (and subsequently our own) aspiration for greatness.<\/li>\n<li>And for something completely different, this week <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lightalongthejourney.com\/\">Light Along the Journey<\/a> takes an in-depth look at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lightalongthejourney.com\/?p=555\">Dog vs. Cat Theology<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Rey, (your Carnival host) best known for his heresy and arcane ability of Snake Speak (parceltongue) spoils the heck out of the final Harry Potter book and justifies this <strike>grave sin<\/strike> action by examining <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblearchive.com\/mambo4_5\/reys-reviews\/harry-potters-christian-themes-with-spoilers.html\">Rowling&#8217;s Christian themes<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(ps. Some might be upset by the Sorting Hat&#8217;s methods. Others might be upset by the fact that Hogwarts Sorting Hat was used at all. But if you look around your house you&#8217;ll notice that you might not like being under that header but the other folk in that house do keep nice company: Yourself.)<br \/>\n(pss. I didn&#8217;t come up with the Sorting Hat Song; that was all Rowling).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh you may not think me pretty, But don&#8217;t judge on what you see, I&#8217;ll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me. You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I&#8217;m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all. 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